The have, over the last few decades, been many Rohan Kriwaczeks each with their own interests, passions, prejudices, paranoias and delusions. Some died along the way, others simply disappeared, often mysteriously and without taking any baggage. You will find a few of the many possible biographies below.
Will all patrons please remain seated
Whilst I belittle myself to amuse you
For I've tried pretty metaphors and sensitive rhymes
But the effort just seemed to confuse you